I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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