Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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