Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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