making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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