btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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