I heard we made out
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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