When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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