are you so shy because you have an std?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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