They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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