im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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