i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
do nipples grow back?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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