so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
