you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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