i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i dont even know how to be here
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I had to cum in my sink.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
