playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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