she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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