I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Randomize
