Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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