Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just gargled with NyQuil
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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