no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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