i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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