1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
he puts the penis in happiness.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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