she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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