is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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