she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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