rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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