she peed on how many people?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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