Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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