How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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