Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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