On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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