Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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