chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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