at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I know her cup size but not her name....
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