I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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