I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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