At least make sure they are 18
Why
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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