you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i drank out of a bidet.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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