fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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