My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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