im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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