Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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