Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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