u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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