My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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