There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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