your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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