Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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