i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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