The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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