This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So squirting runs in the family.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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