You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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