i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
