I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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