i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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